- Practicing my dumbass act so world relaxes, you see.. It keeps people everywhere unaware their born to chug {radio edit} daughters blew me.
- “Yer too big of a nitwit to knit with; yer a trend ya can’t mend. You might as well go off the deep end when I bend.” ~your mom about to cum
- Soduh or Vigoda? “Nonsense is an assertion of man’s spiritual freedom in spite of all the oppressions of circumstance.” # not# sure #gsoav
- 1/10th of a second: Time lapsed between me thinking today wasn't too bad, comparatively, & me spilling a drink down the front of me. #gsoav
- So fluent in mumble, I make it dance; & I talk a mean grumble. To a stumblebum robot gang of ducks in a rowboat, I am their leader. #gsoav
- According to the musical theory of Darwin, somewhere, right about now, a Ratt fan is beating up a Phish fan. For no apparent reason. #gsoav
- A blatant foul. For 'trying too hard'. Penalty shot won the game. Was a good call, and the crowd.. Beat me up for no good reason. #gsoav
- Sign we passed read: Best Place for Eating Out is at the Finer Vagina Diner But, I can't get bus driver to stop for me to get off. #gsoav
- “You think you shit a brick, but it was a tile, instead. Life's little surprises make me smile," Jim said. {Jim, shut the fuck up.} #gsoav
- Grape Soduh or Abe Vigoda? "Baaaaaa! Humbug." #thatswhatcheapsheepsaid
- Grape Soduh or Abe Vigoda? “Clinton’s a schmuck.” Abe V
- Grape Soduh or Abe Vigoda? “Didn’t know what’s up at first, but saw who take foot off the bag.” #abeandthecostellofellow #iswronganswer
- Was me flying by. Just came to say hi. All thru Europe is this {radio edit} blizzard. Dessert’s on the house(s). And, the women go *slurp*.
- Grape Soduh or Abe Vigoda? “There wouldn't be a Nickelback problem if Canada had a sales tax.” #notsure
- As I stared into my Maruchan instant noodles, I saw Cheap Trick playing live. But, it was just their new stuff. :( #jsntf ftwot
- Tag-teamin' on my magic wand; 2 new girls, Yolanda & Wanda, snake-charmin' along with Yvonne & Sondra. An in-n'-out double-double entendre.
- He'd go monkey see, monkey do, but the sheepdogs only knew 2 words of English and spoke moose. Irony was: Free Willy's name stuck. #ftwot
- Talk about literally pitching a shit fit. The monkeys don’t like the new trainer, Mr. Gabriel. Especially near tools & electricity. #ftwot
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